Well, it took a year to happen, but we've finally sold out of all the print copies of Volume II. (Take that, Time and Newsweek! I bet they'll be swimming in thousands of unsold copies of their Feb. 2011 issues for another twenty years!) All remaining orders placed by today (Feb 2nd) will of course be filled. Unlike our second printing of Volume One, we have absolutely no intention of reprinting any subsequent issues, so once they're gone, they're gone.
If you failed to order Volume II, don't despair. Our digital editions are always for sale and they look really snazzy to boot. I'm told that .pdf stands for "portable document format," but I'm pretty sure it means "pretty darn fabulous" when it comes to describing our e-zines.
Also, our shipping department just informed me that we have less than 50 copies of our special limited edition Halloween Cover copy of Volume IV. Which means that they'll probably be sitting around the warehouse for another five years, seeing as everybody hated it. Don't worry, we won't try to veer too far away from our standard design again anytime soon. We learned our lesson, honest!